Natural Law

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw - when dropped - will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the bathroom and who leave before the end of the performance or before the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But if you don't make an appointment, you'll stay sick.

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人

人有好几种... 男人, 女人... 老人, 年轻人... lesbian, tomboy, gay, ah gua... 甚至现在的社会还多出现了变性人...

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人... 有位朋友常说, "人都是自私的... 如果你对周围的人自私是情由可言; 甚至自私于自己的父母亲也不希奇"... 这么说自私的双亲, 对孩子们所做的种种不是, 是可以接受的... 所以被那些抛弃的子女, 别怪生你们的父母了, 他们也没有错... 因为人是自私的.

人... 之所以是自私的, 因为... 即使没有人会很明确教导你要学会自私, 但你从小到大都经常被灌输人是自私的观念... 人家会跟你讲 "你为别人, 他会对你好吗?" 自私才能保护自己... 所以你怎能不会是自私的呢?

人... 经常会把"人是自私的"做为借口... 所以就能不小心错于人就会说 "人是自私的啊~" 要不然就是把责任推在古人啦, 东西或魔鬼身上, 说是他们导致你是个罪人, 所以你才会自私...

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自私, 是你自己选择要的, 不能怪他人, 说是天性... 更何况, 从最初上帝就有给人类选择的权利...

路是自己选择的, 没有人可以逼你走你不想走的路; 就算是受环境逼迫, 你也不应该怪他人, 要自己多加倍努力付出... 这条路行不通, 就走别的路; 务必自私自利伤害到任何人或物...

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以上说提的不单单是关系到自私罢了, 而是思想观念...

思想极端是自私的开始...

思想极端, 无论做事或决定都会有很大的影响...

私密部位保养常识

这次，我要分享的主题有点大胆，是关系到每个人的，是每个人都有的，无论是男或女；那就是私密部位。男的偏碱性，而女的则属于弱酸性 pH 3.5~4.5 左右。

脸部、头发、头皮都有各专属的护理保养品，私密部位不应该跟身体的洁浴露共用。更何况私密部位很多时候都会因为荷尔蒙分泌、性行为、女性生理期、穿着压迫摩擦加上处于潮湿闷热气候的环境下，很容易造成私密处过敏与细菌滋长，所以分区保养是应当的。如果长期忽略照顾的话，私密处就会容易出现干燥缺水，暗沉和松弛等老化现象。

私密部位保养：

~ 正确清洁

~ 注意保湿

~ 加强补水

~ 每日运动

我们的私密处环境与身体各个部位不同：男属碱，女属酸；所以尤其是在我们出外玩耍游泳后，一定要清理的很彻底，最好是用私密专用洁浴露。这样才能杀菌抗异味。

保护你的私密处不仅可以增加阴部肌肤保水度，也能帮助私密处恢复充满单性的青春状态。

Loans

Recently I was looking...hmmph... more suitably should be helping to look for a house; a house with reasonable and affordable price.

Then I found a "wonderful" house at Sg. Ara, 5 bedrooms + 4 bathrooms + carpouch + garden = RM160k. OMG, that's kind of cheap...though I do not have much savings. But the loan calculator shows that I may need to pay RM9++ for 25yrs for the unit. Till then, I know that it's really ain't easy to get our own house. The amount is "sweet", but the loan is "bitter". However, for a beautiful, comfortable and attractive house, the pay is even thousand times more than expected.

When I was little girl, I always think that a hundred is very hard to earn, because our pocket money was so little, compared to kids nowadays. Meanwhile, when I studied in uni, a hundred is getting easier to get, because PTPTN fed me, they gave a full amount of loan at once during the beginning of semesters. However, when I stepped in working life, a hundred is again, hard to earn... because the thing I spend and/or waste on is easily reach/over hundred.

Today, thanks to P, he taught me a lot of the loans thing. He reminded me of those little calculations about paying loans, even so, I don't fully agree with him. But thanks though.

I finally realise loan is a way that bank uses to diminish my money. But it's acceptable for me, because I use every single cents of my own to get what I need, for example my lovely car, I have no regrets, because no one sponsor me any cents at all, so what to do, I can only seek for bank's help. The lowest loans that I need to pay per month, of cause I need to pay the longer terms of loan. It is the rule, isn't it? If I can afford to pay a short term loans, would I need to loan from banks? As long as it's not loan sharks, I think it would be fine. And of cause, I made the decision to loan longest term is because, I do not want to let any emergency that happens will affect my normal life. So, if considering inflation, it's save I supposed. Everyone has his/her own perspectives, I can't comment much.

Furthermore, I believe that I should not wait until I successfully saved and finally accumulated the amount of money for my dream house then only I can buy the house, just because I do not want to pay extra to bank for the loans. This is because, the price hike of properties is raising rapidly. I think buy-and-resell can earn better as well, not necessary must wait for so long.

For P's advice, we are advisable to look an affordable house which price is 60times lower of that of our pay. Else, we will live like an operator if our salary is not increasing rapidly.

Hmmph...

Bersih 2.0

090711 is a very memorable day in Malaysia history, as far as I know after 13May 1969 race riot. But people say the latest big news in Malaysia history would be 30Aug. '08, the most exciting by-election that oppositions have won with majority of "important" states.

Bersih 2.0 has stepped out a very big step for the people of Malaysia to fight for clean and fair election. 9 July 2011, has shown a very significant value of 1Malaysia. There were more the 50,000 people participated in the rally, both in Malaysia and overseas.

I thought Bersih 2.0 is newly organised by chinese protestors. But it has some history since 2005. It was not just chinese join the club, but all who wants a better Malaysia.

Before 9 July, there was a rally on Penang bridge on 1 July that causing traffic jam. After the incident, road blocks are setting up everywhere and people being caught anywhere for wearing yellows. The worst of all is that, rumour says that the cops only want to catch chinese because chinese are "yellow". Meanwhile, some are so humorous saying that the cops want to catch those who are "yellow", which means pornographic.

Thank you very much to all who participated in the rally, and risked yourselves out there. But honestly, be smart... Take care and God Bless.

Fitness Day

Today, Dell is having Fitness Day. Out of curiosity, I went to scan my body weight and measure other stuff again... Yup, again, because I scanned at Times Square few weeks ago. This one is called Body Fat Analysis.

It's FOC, of cause I will try to pop out. ehehe... My friend was there, so then I dare to show up and go measure.

Results of measurement :

1) Body Fat = 21.6% [F: < 25%]

2) Skeletal Muscle = 29.2% [F: >28%]

3) Visceral Fat = 1 [M/F < 5]

4) Body Age = 18 [Actual - 5yrs]

I am so happy, ain't I? I'm healthy. =D Even younger than the ideal age of body. Hahaha...

1st Saturday of July 2011

So, first Saturday of July 2011, I spent the day by watch Transformer 3 at W Cinemax, Island Plaza, Penang. It was quite a very exciting short trip to the cinema, because I never being there alone, and I'm not familiar with the road, PLUS it was traffic jam hours 1 something in the afternoon, people just back from work. The movie was going to on show at 2.15 p.m.

3D Transformer 3 so exciting, feel so "alive" in front of you... couldn't wait any longer, especially after I watched the 3D trailer. A RM9 3D show, can you resist that? My ex-colleague asked me for the movie when she got the Buy-1-free-1 coupon, but I felt shy so just share with her the 3D RM18 ticket, so just paid RM9 for the movie, and RM1 for the popcorn. I like to eat popcorn actually, but the popcorn for Wcinemax, sorry then, too sweat.

The packing is kinda cute, can't help to take a photo of it. ^^

Oh then, I drew my cartoon version of Optimus. Ugh...

Privilege = previllage???

Guess what I found in Jusco. Obviously this is Malaysian English. =D When I stepped forward and took a picture of it, the people passby just looked at me like a weirdo. What had been wrong with me? Nothing. It's the writing is "funny". Someone must the first to notice this kind of thingy, then only you can get the funny pics of wall and/or video to watch.