大便的故事

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2012 Resolution

1) Gain weight, 20kg, again :S
2) Have a career
3) Have a family
4) MISC

2011 Christmas Tree(s)

This is a cactus garden that I have made with Christmas theme, where Jesus was bornt in manger.

Uh yes... this is my 2011 Christmas tree, a very first and DIY Christmas tree, because I have OD for quite few months already, worse come to worst, I just swipe a MacBook last weekend... so just afford to make myself a DIY Christmas tree for this Christmas. =)

DIY Lighted Makeup Mirror

Just had a little DIY project last Sunday. It's very fine. A DIY lighted makeup mirror.

I always wanted to have one since.... hmm~ since I saw it from TV? hehehe... it's adorable. I mean which girl doesn't want to have her own makeup desk. So then, I have been looking around for such a mirror quite sometimes. But hardly see one... in Malaysia.

Once a friend who gonna go Austin for a business trip and vacation, I nearly asked him to help me buy one. But after doing some research about prices on such product online, knowing that such kind of mirror is extremely expensive, nearly thousand plus Ringgit Malaysia. So then, I decided to make my own lighted makeup mirror.

Several researches has been done of cause although I studied electronics, but I never done one real electrical project before. Please be reminded to take precaution steps for you want to start doing any electrical project which is connect to AC, which I forgotten to. Thank God I'm still alive. Because I just simply connect the wire, plug and the circular bulb straight to the AC. So then, the bulb burnt up. :P

Here, below is diagram of the connection for the project.

Depending on the voltage of the bulb you want to use. Here I bought a 32W circular bulb. So the ballast that I need must be that of tranform AC to 32W, else your bulb will be burnt. And of cause you will need a starter. Just follow strictly on the instruction printed on the ballast on the connection.

After I connected all the components.
Viola...

Before & After 80's

最近, 认识了几个朋友, 都比较有"经验"的. 经验丰富得来, 又不至于让我敬佩的... 听起来好像我自以为很了不起吧? 其实不然, 为什么呢? 只要你是个80后的人, 你一定会懂... 正续前章, 80后的人是比较有自己的想法的人, 有主见又肯听取意见的一班...

80后的人, 又被称为 "Generation Y". 这班人很常都被长辈看为"没大没小"的一群... 为什么他们会这么想呢? 以为自己是长辈, 晚辈有理(礼)无理(礼)都得依他们的, 因为他们"吃的盐比你们吃的饭还要多呢", 所以听他们的就没错了... =.= 个人认为, 对! 他们在某些方面的"经验"是值得晚辈学习的~ 但是长辈们的老顽固不化就SORRY 啦! 不是年少的无礼, 只是不赞同, 不代表他们不尊敬年长的.


长辈们~ 或是那些有"患上老人病" 者, 只许他人顺服你的, 拜托你们别再鸡蛋里挑骨头了. 世代变迁不断, 你们还活在70, 60 甚至50年代的思想里... 有句名言说得很好, 那就是: "人总是老得太快, 脑却长得太慢."

年长的, 无论潮流或科技, 你们可以勉强的跟上, 但如果你们的思想还是一般也终归活在自己的世界里... 只要把自己的思想范围放宽, 接受他人有"他的权利", 听取意见, 至于你愿不愿意接受就另当别论... 这样一来, 你们就可以活出现代了.

跟不上了

神啊! 我到年老发白的时候, 求你不要离弃我, 等我将你的能力指示下代, 将你的大能指示后世的人.
(诗71:18)

老师: "我真不明白, 明丰, 你一向是我最得意的学生, 样样第一. 可是半个月以来, 你忽然一塌糊涂, 什么功课都不行了. 到底是怎么一回事呢?"
明丰: "很简单, 老师, 现在是爸爸跟不上了."


默想:

1. 两代之间是有代沟. 无论上一代怎么努力追求下一代的潮流, 不过只能模仿下一代的外在潮流, 而心境在绝大程度上, 还是属于上一代的.

2. 现代的父母不能了解孩子为什么能花那么长时间在电脑 (上网或玩游戏) 上; 同样的, 再前一代的父母也不能了解我们的父母过去为什么那么沉迷于电视连续剧及电玩中心.

3. 在事奉上, 我们也是应当带着这样的心态, 千万不要以为自己"吃的盐比别人吃的饭多". 觉得自己是老大, 而对年轻人所提出更新的方式和意见置之度外.

4. 总是对自己说, 自己终有一天会跟不上的. 这样, 就一敞开的心听听年轻人的意见吧!


祈祷:

主啊, 请给我智慧知道-- 我现在这个年龄, 能以什么方式来事奉您.


灵历箴言:

人的生活, 动作存留都在乎神, 你若离开他, 就不能独立生存.

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Natural Law

1. Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw - when dropped - will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.

5. Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the bathroom and who leave before the end of the performance or before the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But if you don't make an appointment, you'll stay sick.

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