年龄

很多人, 尤其是现今社会的九五族都渐渐年老过实际年龄... 除了那些每天闲着没事做, 不用做工做家务的"人材", 每天只忙着美容保养的, 才有可能年轻过实际年龄...

所以大家每天只需持之以恒地做至少5分钟的运动就行了, 能的话就30分钟吧...

这世界上只有懒惰的人, 没有天生肥丑的人...

给力, 给力青春 ^^

是谁的错?

出生的不对时, 父母要遗弃你...
下课放学不准时, 父母会怪你...
深学通货膨胀时,父母怪你拖累...
毕业经济不恰时,父母怪你不憎气...

这种种问题, 是我们要的吗? 是谁的错啊?

Career @ Spouse

Finding a good job is as hard as finding a good spouse. Meaning to say, finding a job or a spouse that suit you the best is very hard. Find a job or a spouse is easy, but the one that really suit you and good for you, is not easy.

Looking for a good job is not easy. It is as hard as finding a good life partner. The job may be fine for others but not for you. You may love to be packed with stack of workloads, but others may love to play truant at the canteen or pantry. Passion for work, it doesn't matter whether you are offered with high basic, with or without basic, has or has no OT claim, got year end bonus or not, or has annual dinner or quarter-end dinner or not; these are really depend on your "feelings" towards the job.

As in matter looking for spouse also. It doesn't matter if you can find a spouse who can offer you, bonus, OT claim, allowances or benefits. It's the matter of your feelings towards a person, whether he or she suits you or not.

女人感情用事

女人眼角膜内的圆锥状细胞比男人多，所以女人看事物的角度比男人阔，可以分辨的颜色也比男人细致。

女人的耳朵在接受高音声阶方面也比男人强多了。

所以“女人感情用事”这句话，我认为只是男人对女人的歧视。

Discount on Festive Season

Every year end especially,every goods, food and drinks, clothes, shoes and bags and any other things, just name one, they all are on sales.

Whenever you walk in mall, you can see the word of "Discount" hang everywhere...

The most unbelievable is wedding rings in jewellery shop also has discount.

Love can be discounted??? The couple love their spouse less then they will be happy???

I got comments that generally, guys like that. Some even said it's good to have "Items" that "Buy 1, get 1 Free."

I'm puzzled. =/

General Calculus

C, F and R the 3 best friends were attending uni together the very first sem.

One day, when C was doing his homework, he brought up a question of tutorial and asked F and R " hey, do you remember the General Calculus?"

F replied: "Who? The general of Rome Empire?"
R responded: " Calculus(kau-ku-rus) la you..."
F replied: "What me kurus? I memang kurus, cannot ar? you jealous kah?"

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Couple

One day, a friend MathX came and asked me about relationship thingy. He said he fall in love with "EconomiX", then asked for help searching for the 'X'.

After quite sometimes, I told MathX, "Hey Dearie Mathematics, I'm sick of finding your 'X', just accept the fact that she's gone, would you? Move on!"
Maths replied, "Actually I have found her, long time ago in high school. She's with EconomiX, "because Maths," she said, "you're too boring!"

So, then Maths moved on. He found a companionship with PhysicX because the latter always understand him and his needs.

P/S: PhysicX & MathX are a gay couple now.

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After sometimes, PhysicX and MathX were getting more pressured by their families and friends and the surroundings. Because of their inhealthy relationship, they started to fight for nothing and ended-up to broke-up.

Again, MathX fallen, sad... However, after quite a few months of hiding himself, he started to realize that there was a lover who always there awaiting him.

Then, lives changed, he lives happily as before. MathX always very cheerful and talk non-stop, he even talk to the thin air. Till the right timing, he confronted his parents, that he fall in love with Add MathX.

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The news about MathX and Add. MathX is driving his parents crazy. Because MathX is thinking back about his relationship with X. He is too insane about X until he started to create himself an imaginary friend called Add. MathX.